Across the country, we are cracking down on teeth brushing, raw eggs and MORE!

New York: Things Get Messy When Bartenders Crack an Egg – Pegu Club busted for failing to inform customer that Earl Grey MarTEAni contains raw egg white. [But caveat: No, it is not proper to compare a ban on egg white drinks to the destruction of an entire city by Hurricane Katrina, douchebag bartender].

Boston: Call Off the Toothbrush Police – State mandates day care programs brush children’s teeth.

DC: Electronic Cigarette Imports on Hold – Appeals court puts hold on lower court ruling allowing e-cigarettes to be imported.

But, hey, at least our porn stars don’t have to wear condoms:

Los Angeles County Declines to Force Condom Use in Porn Films – County Public Health Department says no to demands from AIDS activist group that require condom use in porn films.